Patrick Murray

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. ↗

— Patrick Murray

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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. ↗

— Patrick Murray

#bad luck #both #first #had #i

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't. ↗

— Patrick Murray

#democratic #includes #name #party #political

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. ↗

— Patrick Murray

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