#t

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#company #employing #got #how #i

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#against #bad #felt #funny #him

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#fine #guy #i #long #me

Any girl that's got a $500,000 table and $5 shoes, I'm in love with. ↗

— James Brolin

#girl #got #i #love #shoes

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#day #found #how #i #makes

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#express #hell #knows #nothing #pat

The head writer loves that my character is a boor. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#head #loves #writer

I don't have to play by these rules or do these things... I can actually have my own kind of version. ↗

— Billy Corgan

#i #i can #kind #my own #own

I feel a bit like when we came through the doors on the first day of rehearsals of that play, from that minute on, my whole life changed. ↗

— James Corden

#came #changed #day #doors #feel

No one could have predicted on day one of rehearsals, that a year and a half later we would have shot a film and all be living in New York. It was surreal. ↗

— James Corden

#day #film #half #later #living