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I still feel like no one knows who I am. I still feel anonymous. ↗

— Richard Karn

#anonymous #feel #i #i am #knows

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? ↗

— George Carlin

#always #day #got #haven #how

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. ↗

— George Carlin

#executions #fewer #good #know #part

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. ↗

— George Carlin

#better #building #called #doctor #felt

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. ↗

— George Carlin

#deserted #know #like #looks #never

Great musicians accept everything that they hear and find something good. They take what they like and they throw away what they don't like. ↗

— John Zorn

#away #everything #find #good #great

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands. ↗

— George Carlin

#foot #hands #life #step #you

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. ↗

— George Carlin

#break #breaking #concerned #detect #harder

And I didn't, that's why my career was very short lived. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#i #lived #short #very #why

I get on the floor, and I can do things a woman a fifth my age can't do. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#fifth #floor #get #i #i can