#teeth

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? ↗

I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating them wasn't really the problem, but pulling them out of my leg was. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #gasps #humor #jealous #shark-s-teeth

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter. ↗

— Margaret Cho

#baby #become #bitter #down #fall

Good-looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#good-looking #handed #people #strong #teeth

But of course when people watch morning television, Terry, it's a very different animal. You know, they're running around, they're getting their kids ready for school, they're probably doing eight million things, they're brushing their teeth. ↗

— Katie Couric

#around #brushing #course #different #different animal

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dentist #going #i #me #teeth

I love the theater, but if I had to choose, I would choose a film at this time in my life. Something meaty, to sink my teeth into. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#film #had #i #i love #into

She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#everything #fine #laughs #say #she

My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew. ↗