#television

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#educating #every #every time #find #go

So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall. ↗

— Roald Dahl

#humor #television #humor

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#writing #love

There are moments when television systems are young and haven't formed properly, and there's room for lots of original stuff. Then things become more and more top-heavy with executives who are trying to guarantee the success of things. ↗

— Terry Gilliam

#executives #formed #guarantee #haven #lots

I feel that, at this point in my career, I don't want to do another television show. I don't want to do a film. ↗

— Pamela Anderson

#career #feel #film #i #i feel

When I am working it is up early and coffee and 15 hours of being on the set. When I am not working, it is up late and coffee, golf or softball and hopefully a ball game on the television. ↗

— Mackenzie Astin

#ball #ball game #being #coffee #early

Television of course actually started in Britain in 1936, and it was a monopoly, and there was only one broadcaster and it operated on a license which is not the same as a government grant. ↗

— David Attenborough

#britain #broadcaster #course #government #grant

You can't fool television viewers with dancing girls and flashing lights. ↗

— Bob Barker

#flashing #flashing lights #fool #lights #television

I would love to do a television show in New York City. ↗

— Ellen Barkin

#i #love #new #new york #new york city

People who don't have gender dysphoria aren't going to catch it by watching me dance on television. ↗

— Chastity Bono

#dance #gender #going #me #people