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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me. ↗

— Frank Carson

#get #health #i #laughing #me

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#christmas #early #lose #mail #office

We're more effective than birth control pills. ↗

— Johnny Carson

#birth control #control #effective #more #pills

This is our culture, and I don't care who the musician is, if he avoids black people, then he is scared of something. He doesn't have confidence in himself or else he doesn't believe in what he's doing. ↗

— Betty Carter

#believe #black #care #confidence #culture

I toured in Europe first, before I did any touring in the U.S. It was with Jimmy Nail and others. ↗

— Deana Carter

#before #did #europe #first #i

My father, Fred Carter, Jr., is definitely an extraordinaire. ↗

— Deana Carter

#definitely #father #fred #jr

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. ↗

— Shirley Chisholm

#country #determination #else #idealism #more

Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone. ↗

— Hodding Carter

#darkness #else #everything #flash #gone

You have to take a huge loss financially to do a play. You have to put aside the commercials and the speeches and the other things that put money on the table, and really save up to do it. And that's what I've done here. But it's worth it to me to be in a really good play. ↗

— Dixie Carter

#commercials #done #financially #good #here

Talking about a materialistic thing, I get about 13 times more royalties from Europe than I do from America. ↗

— Elliott Carter

#america #europe #get #i #i do