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Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting. ↗


— Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

God save me from idealists. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#idealism #thomas-raith #humor

So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either." "My name is Blue. Blue Bailey. ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humore #natural-born-charmer #romance #susan-elizabeth-phillips #humor

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money. ↗


— RuPaul


#money #past #present #sins #thought

The laws of men are not infallible. ↗


— Wayne Gerard Trotman


#infallibility #law #laws #men #people

I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#truth #humor

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually - from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff. ↗


— Steven Moffat


#doctor-who #humor #inspirational #the-doctor #time-travel

Someday you'll remember what I said and you'll thank me for it." Francie wished adults would stop telling her that. Already the load of thanks in the future was weighing her down. She figured she'd have to spend the best years of her womanhood hunting up people to tell them that they were right and to thank them. ↗


— Betty Smith


#betty-smith #humor #thanks #humor

I invited a few people to help celebrate your birthday," Cameron said sheepishly. She threw up her hands. "Surprise." "We sort of come with the package," Collin explained. "Think of it as a collective gift from all of us to you: five bona fide annoying and overly intrusive new best friends." "It's the gift that keeps on giving," Wilkins said. Jack grinned. "I'm touched. Really. And since it appears I'm going to be moving in, let me be the first to say that all of you are always welcome at my and Cameron's house. Subject to a minimum of forty-eight hours prior notification. ↗


— Julie James


#julie-james #romance #something-about-you #humor

The tears we've cried, this love has died your by yourself here tonightIt' what we hide, with every lie, your by yourself, WE STITCH THESE WOUNDS!!! ↗


— the black veil brides


#love






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