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#thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.


John Clayton


#christ #jesus #jesus christ #much #season

In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day.


Bob Wells


#day #family #first #fun #gives

If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down.


Tony Snow


#again #america #day #defining #deserves

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.


Jon Stewart


#celebrated #enormous #everyone #feast #had

Best of all is it to preserve everything in a pure, still heart, and let there be for every pulse a thanksgiving, and for every breath a song.


Konrad von Gesner


#best #breath #every #everything #heart

Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.


Craig Ferguson


#masturbation #poem #poetry #thanksgiving #food

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving


Charles Bukowski


#thanksgiving #turkey #love

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.


Craig Ferguson


#football #strategy #thanksgiving #family

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.


Oprah Winfrey


#be thankful #concentrate #end #enough #ever

Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.


Franz Grillparzer


#be thankful #drink #host #important #insignificant






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