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Nothing reminds us of an awakening more than rain.


Dejan Stojanovic


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The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.



Jarod Kintz


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I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.



Jarod Kintz


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It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, every Saturday from 9 am to 8:59 pm.



Jarod Kintz


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A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it’d also be a surprise, because it’s not like you bought your own gift. 



Jarod Kintz


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I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.



Jarod Kintz


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A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.



Jarod Kintz


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The first place where self-esteem begins its journey is within us.


Stephen Richards


#cosmic-ordering #law-of-attraction #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money

Long ago we conquered our passions looking at ourselves in the mirror of eternity.


Dejan Stojanovic


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