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Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.


Conan O'Brien


#because #began #crying #fans #finally

Our stadium seats over 80,000, and we sell all of our tickets.


Steve Spurrier


#over #seats #sell #stadium #tickets

Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also be equally capable of extremely bad luck, like getting struck by lightning, or falling out of window or something. I’d rather just not know.


Chrissi Sepe


#lottery-tickets #equality

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.


Tim Conway


#buy #done #every #out #shows

One thing led to another and I didn't have to take tickets any more because I now worked for Mr. Rogers. He said if I was going to take care of his horses than I'd better learn how to ride. He was very kind to me.


Glenn Ford


#any #because #better #care #going

We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.


Eva Herzigova


#buying #concorde #constantly #tickets #travel

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.


Doug Coupland


#lottery #tickets

This system of encouragement proves serviceable as a preventive of punishment, the attainment of the tickets being a reward, the forfeiture of them the reverse; and, as such, boys seem often more affected by their loss than by coercion.


Joseph Lancaster


#attainment #being #coercion #encouragement #forfeiture

I do like to drive fast and I have gotten pulled over in the past. I use my skills to get out of tickets.


Josie Maran


#fast #get #gotten #i #i do

I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.


Debra Messing


#give #gotten #i #know #life






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