#tickets

I understand people who boo us. It's like going to Broadway show, you pay for your tickets and expect to be entertained. When you're not, you have a right to complain. ↗

— Sparky Anderson

#broadway #broadway show #complain #entertained #expect

I just wanted to see every single musical I could. The very first one I saw was 'Beauty and the Beast,' the only one I could get tickets for, and then 'Les Miserables' and then 'Chicago.' ↗

— America Ferrera

#beauty #chicago #could #every #first

If any movie people are watching this show, please, for me, have some respect. You wanna sell some tickets, act like you know what you're talking about. ↗

— Jeff Goldblum

#act #any #know #like #me

Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity. ↗

— Conan O'Brien

#because #began #crying #fans #finally

Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also be equally capable of extremely bad luck, like getting struck by lightning, or falling out of window or something. I’d rather just not know. ↗

— Chrissi Sepe

#lottery-tickets #equality

I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was honored to be there. (Tickets were cheaper than I imagined!)
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— Jarod Kintz

#awards #buy #ceremony #cheap #cheaper

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets. ↗

— Tim Conway

#buy #done #every #out #shows

I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh. ↗

— D. L. Hughley

#desk #funny #got #how #i

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#fly #given #god #tickets #us

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#lottery #tickets