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Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way.


Richard Paul Evans


#consent #funny #humor #humour #lighting

Alec licked his spoon, then set it on the table and popped his drink open. "Okay, I may be breaking some kind of girl bonding rule or something, but can I offer you a guy's perspective on this?" I frowned, my spoon halfway to my mouth. "Is this gonna make me want to hit you?" He shrugged. "Maybe. But it's the truth. Here goes: kissing back is an instinct. Unless the girl smells like a sewer or has tentacles feeling you up independently, a guy's first instinct is to kiss back. That's how it works. What's important is how long that kissing back lasted. So...how long?


Rachel Vincent


#funny #guys #kissing-back-is-instinct #funny

The funny thing about my procrastination was that I was almost done with the screenplay. I was like a person who had fought dragons and lost limb and crawled through swamps and now, finally, the castle was visible. I could see tiny children waving flags on the balcony; all I had to do was walk across a field to get to them. But all of a sudden I was very, very sleepy. And the children couldn't believe their eyes as I folded down to my knees and fell to the ground face-first, with my eyes open. Motionless, I watched ants hurry in and out of a hole and I knew that standing up again would be a thousand times harder than the dragon or the swamp and so I did not even try. I just clicked on one thing after another after another.


Miranda July


#procrastination #funny

Evil influence is like a nicotine patch, you cannot help but absorb what sticks to you.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#bad-company #bad-influence #evil #evil-people #evil-thoughts

Life is too short to dance with ugly men


Christina Dodd


#funny #so-true #funny

If ye canna see the bright side o' life, polish the dull side


Christina Dodd


#funny #scottish #funny

WHY did she do this? She was a terrible drunk texter. All the things she wanted to say to people during the day came out at night, like a vampire.


Harriet Evans


#drunken-behaviour #funny #texting #funny

When it’s not enough to veto your children’s tendencies, you must in vitro them.


Bauvard


#children #funny #humor #parenting #funny

I love acting and certainly won't give it up, but it's part of a bigger canvas for me now.


Andy Serkis


#bigger #canvas #certainly #give #i

My first job when I got my equity card was acting in 14 plays back-to-back. Playing that many roles, you look for ways of differentiating the characters physically, which goes hand in hand with understanding them psychologically.


Andy Serkis


#card #characters #equity #first #goes






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