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Because even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words of bronze, third place rhetoric. What do I really mean when I say we want to shock society into awareness? Do we mean we want more originality and individuality? Less TV, more reading, writing, actual thinking? Less sheep, more shepherd pie? Yes, yes, and a little more pie, please. Oh, and some more sweet tea, too ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #individuality #originality #reading

Realizing that love is a fundamental principle of life doesn’t guarantee a happy relationship, but at least you can make captain of the debate team. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #love #funny

Have voluptuousness for an appetizer and bulimia for dessert. Then you can glut yourself on love without getting full.   ↗


— Bauvard


#feasting #funny #humor #love #voluptuousness

I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it’s disgusting. Men and animals should never be allowed to marry. Or have sex. And maybe not even engage in necking, unless it’s a man and a giraffe. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#disgusting #funny #marriage #funny

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. ↗


— Sean Covey


#children #funny #parents #funny

Jen put her hands on her hips and pinned Sally with the famous 'you're going to spit it out or I'm going to rip it out of you’ look. "You talked?" Jen asked sarcastically. "Sally," she cleared her throat then continued, "you have a mate. A guaranteed husband. A sure thing. Not to mention he's hot, funny, sweet, and he has a dimple. You talked?" She repeated. This time Jen's voice was skeptical. Before Sally could defend herself, however, her door opened slowly, calculatingly. "I know you weren't describing me Jennifer. So who is this male who has caught your eye so descriptively? Please do tell, so that I can rip him to pieces." Decebel's power filled the room and Sally took an involuntary step away from the very angry Alpha. ↗


— Quinn Loftis


#decebel #jen #sally #funny

The plot arc of a porno is like a breast: a good one should be flat-chested. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #plotting #pornography #funny

I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #relationships #retaliation #revenge

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#funny #reaper-man #unseen-university #vetinari #funny

Mr. Vey, you cannot be stuffed into a locker without your consent." Dallstrom said, which may be the dumbest thing ever said in a school. "You should have resisted. That's like blaming someone who was struck by lightning for getting in the way. ↗


— Richard Paul Evans


#consent #funny #humor #humour #lighting






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