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When asked, "Why do you always wear black?", he said, "I am mourning for my life.


Anton Chekhov


#satire #life

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.


Jonathan Swift


#humor #satire #equality

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.


Matt Groening


#humor #language #satire #simpsons #social-commentary

A mother’s love: the sacred relationship of affording a nanny so as to be tolerated as a granny.


Bauvard


#love #mothers #retirement #funny

The Open Road goes to the used-car lot.


Louis Simpson


#capitalism #freedom #frontier #individualism #liberalism

Dear Eloisa (said I) there’s no occasion for your crying so much about such a trifle. (for I was willing to make light of it in order to comfort her) I beg you would not mind it – You see it does not vex me in the least; though perhaps I may suffer most from it after all; for I shall not only be obliged to eat up all the Victuals I have dressed already, but must if Henry should recover (which however is not very likely) dress as much for you again; or should he die (as I suppose he will) I shall still have to prepare a Dinner for you whenever you marry any one else. So you see that tho perhaps for the present it may afflict you to think of Henry’s sufferings, yet I dare say he’ll die soon and then his pain will be over and you will be easy, whereas my Trouble will last much longer for work as hard as I may, I am certain that the pantry cannot be cleared in less than a fortnight


Jane Austen


#cooking #crying #food #grief #jane-austen

And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!


Susan Kay


#funny #humor #ironic #irony #satire

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?


Carroll Bryant


#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman


Oscar Wilde


#satire #humor

One might be led to suspect that there were all sorts of things going on in the Universe which he or she did not thoroughly understand.


Kurt Vonnegut


#humor #sarcastic-humor #satire #humor






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