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I suppose that in no educational institution can one become an educated person.


Mikhail Bulgakov


#satire #education

He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.


P.G. Wodehouse


#expression #face #life #satire #life

Marriage is the legal method devised to end love without pain.


Tom Morrison


#romance #satire #stock-market #love

It was ironic, but when you scratched the surface, most successful men were working for one thing only--to retire--and the sooner the better. Whereas women were the complete opposite. She had never heard a woman say she was working so she could retire to a desert island or to live on a boat. It was probably, she thought, because most women didn't think they deserved to do nothing.


Candace Bushnell


#retire #success #women #working #men

...Come on let’s see the degree.” Katherine unrolled her scroll displaying a long declaration in Latin affixed with a red seal proclaiming her a Master of Art. “Imagine working for years to obtain a piece of paper we can hardly read ” Katherine joked. “And to officially declare you have talent ” Suzy returned.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#college-degree #credentials #degree #funny #humor

It is the function of science to discover the existence of a general reign of order in nature and to find the causes governing this order. And this refers in equal measure to the relations of man - social and political - and to the entire universe as a whole.


Dmitri Mendeleev


#discover #entire #entire universe #equal #equal measure

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.


N.H. Kleinbaum


#laziness #morose #tired #very #women

An honest politician is an oxymoron.


Mark Twain


#satire #humor

You get so tired of having your work die. I just wanted to make something that people would actually use.


Bram Cohen


#die #get #having #i #just






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