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#tire

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Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #mount-olympus #satire #valentines-day

Satire is enjoyable compensation for being forced to think.


Edgar Johnson


#satire #thinking #humor

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.


Tai Odunsi


#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Do…you…have…a…hard…time…finding…Steve’s dick?” she enunciated, enjoying Mary’s extreme discomfort. “He’s big as a fuckin’ house so I imagine it might be a bit of a problem.” The New Jersey accent that was still there after more than fifteen years in the south, resurfaced in her aggravation.


A.T. Hicks


#humor #sarcasm #satire #imagination

Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire -- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathizing, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt any more. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in...this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged...


Bret Easton Ellis


#bret-easton-ellis #satire #intelligence

Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit.


Mike Corbett


#demons #heaven #hell #intelligent-humor #irreverent-humor

Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria


Solange nicole


#humorous #monsters #real-life #satire #solange

Nature has certain mechanism to record all memories of every life being.


Toba Beta


#mechanism #memory #nature #record #universe

Truth flows from universal law, not personal views.


John Agno


#boomer-retirement #leadership-books #leadership-tips #life-signature #stress-management

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?



Jarod Kintz


#asleep #blurry #cheese #drunk #intoxicated






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