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Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire -- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathizing, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt any more. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in...this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged...


Bret Easton Ellis


#bret-easton-ellis #satire #intelligence

Cynicism is extremely contagious, and the most pious among us cannot long endure its potency. The gullible should be on their guard, however, since this endearing quality frequently masquerades as wit.


Mike Corbett


#demons #heaven #hell #intelligent-humor #irreverent-humor

Windmill or no windmill, he said, life would go on as it had always gone on--that is, badly.


George Orwell


#philosophy #satire #wisdom #life

A man approaching retirement called the retirement office to inquire about his pension. Afterward, he was asked if his wife worked. “She’s worked all her life making me happy”, he replied. “Yes sir, but has she earned money to receive her pension?” “When we got married we agreed on an arrangement”, he said. “I would earn the living, and she would make the living worthwhile”. “Make the living worthwhile”…have we forgotten the very essence of that? Have we forgotten to live for someone else, that doing so IS what makes a living worthwhile?


Kelly Crawford


#living #marriage #retirement #life

Real life... Witches: Wiccan practitioners. Werewolves: rare strain of rabies. Zombies: Prions/Plague. Vampires: Hemophilia/Porphyria


Solange nicole


#humorous #monsters #real-life #satire #solange

Nature has certain mechanism to record all memories of every life being.


Toba Beta


#mechanism #memory #nature #record #universe

Truth flows from universal law, not personal views.


John Agno


#boomer-retirement #leadership-books #leadership-tips #life-signature #stress-management

The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?



Jarod Kintz


#asleep #blurry #cheese #drunk #intoxicated

Gainfully unemployed, very proud of it, too.


Charles Baxter


#love

Man is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight


Mark Twain


#religion #satire #love






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