#tire

Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. you're mad ↗

— Lewis Carroll

#satire

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. ↗

— Harry Emerson Fosdick

#retire #simply #something

The politician being interviewed clearly takes a great deal of trouble to imagine an ending to his sentence: and if he stopped short? His entire policy would be jeopardized! ↗

— Roland Barthes

#clearly #deal #ending #entire #great

You can't leave civilization behind entirely. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#civilization #entirely #leave #you

Films must all have the same structure. All of this to guarantee box office bonanza, which of course it never does, but that's another discussion entirely. ↗

— Dirk Benedict

#box #box office #course #discussion #does

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#answering #because #had #i #i wish

Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#idleness #leisure #meditate #place #retirement

Right now, too many women who reach retirement age find themselves widowed or single, relying on their Social Security check for over half of their income. ↗

— Judy Biggert

#check #find #half #income #many

You can't expect the entire world to come to New York to see you. You have to travel to them. ↗

— Theodore Bikel

#entire #entire world #expect #new #new york

I really want to try soccer after I retire because I've watched football over the years and I think I could be a good contender. ↗

— Usain Bolt

#because #contender #could #football #good