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Will there ever be an encyclopedia? Possibly. I would say two things about the encyclopedia: firstly, I’ve always said and I stand by it, whenever I do do a printed encyclopedia I would like all the proceeds to go to charity. Back in 1998 I never dreamt I personally I would be in the position that I could set up a large charitable foundation and personally do things for charity, and I’ve done other charity books already. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #j-k-rowling #pottermore #the-scottish-book #charity

Especially well known around the office is my weakness for dyspareunist women. Most people would find such disparity in unity repelling, but it harmonizes perfectly with my personal tastes. ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny #harmony #funny

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. ↗


— Julian Fellowes


#humor #funny

But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't know what it is! I'm too knackered and confused to work it out. That curtain pole really still isn't up! I don't have time to work out if I am a women's libber! There seems to be a lot to it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?' I understand. So here is the quick way of working out if you're a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said 'yes' to both, then congratulations! You're a feminist. ↗


— Caitlin Moran


#feminism #humor #humor

I had turned to leave and he had called after me. “Miss Maria, I kin no other woman who could be wearing men’s trousers and be dripping such as ye are and look quite so lovely. It’s a right shame your mother is marrying you off to that great sot!” I had turned to call back to him, “I doubt very much we will have to worry about that after today! ↗


— Gwenn Wright


#dark-romance #historical-fiction #scotland #scotsman #scottish

Let me guess. You think we’re going to live happily ever after, like some stupid fairy tale?” “Why not?” His stare dared me to laugh or, worse, to argue. “Because the whole thing is ridiculous,” I said. I despised the bitterness in my own voice. I sounded so damaged. Good. If he thought I was his soul mate for some mysterious reason he wouldn’t let on, let him see the worst of me. “It’s not ridiculous to me. Perhaps that’s the difference between predators and prey, love. I’ll never stop hunting. But I expect that one day, you’ll stop running.” “Because I want to die?” “Because you want to live. ↗


— Delilah S. Dawson


#criminy-stain #letitia-and-criminy #letitia-everett #romance #tish-everett

Youths are the life blood of any nation. ↗


— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha


#british-high-commision #democracy #ecowas #entrepreneurship #leadership

I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend. ↗


— Ernest Cline


#humor #lust #humor

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish? ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#humor #romance #humor

Morris Weissman [on the phone, discussing casting for his movie]: "What about Claudette Colbert? She's British, isn't she? She sounds British. Is she, like, affected or is she British? ↗


— Julian Fellowes


#actors #affectations #british #claudette-colbert #clichés






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