#toaster

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

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#could #hated #i #me #parents

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. ↗

— Tim Cook

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#going #pleasing #probably #refrigerator #things