#toaster

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

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#button #everytime #like #pops #push

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Joan Rivers

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#baby #bath #i #knew #radio

Never put a sock in a toaster. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

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#never #put #sock #toaster