#toaster

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster. ↗

— Ann Coulter

#age #appropriately #because #conservative #either

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#button #everytime #like #pops #push

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. ↗

— Tim Cook

#going #pleasing #probably #refrigerator #things

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. ↗

— Karl Pilkington

#everything #got #no reason #reason #toaster

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#baby #bath #i #knew #radio

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#could #hated #i #me #parents

Never put a sock in a toaster. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#never #put #sock #toaster

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#guarantee #toaster #want #you

I think we've been dulled by capitalism. We're just blobs now - we're so worried about how we can keep paying the lease on the car, the mortgage, the lease on the toaster and all that. You can't really think about much else. If you lose that, you lose the whole lot. ↗

— Rupert Everett

#been #capitalism #car #else #how

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#becoming #every #having #i #little