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#toilet paper

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I've always loved 3D. In fact, as a kid, I was exposed to 3D at an early age because my grandfather was a specialist of 3D in cinematheques. And then my cousin put it in 'Science of Sleep' with toilet paper tube cities. But he was a specialist and I always wanted to do something in 3D.


Michel Gondry


#always #because #cities #cousin #early

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.


Joel Madden


#i #like #me #paper #thrown

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.


Paula Poundstone


#entire #entire life #harder #humor #i

It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.


George Lindsey


#paper #poor #saw #tell #toilet

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.


Billy Wilder


#falls #france #hands #money #paper

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.


Billy Wilder


#country #falls #france #money #paper

It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.


Rod Serling


#both #dancing #difficult #documentary #every

When somebody follows you 20 blocks to the pharmacy, where they watch you buy toilet paper, you know your life has changed.


Jennifer Aniston


#buy #changed #follows #know #life

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.


Joey Bishop


#cash register #find #gas #gas station #go

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.


Daphne Zuniga


#endangered #forests #paper #slaughtered #toilet






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