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#tonight show

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Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.


Conan O'Brien


#did #dreams #every #got #hosting

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.


Joe Rogan


#censors #doing #funny #go #going

In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on 'The Tonight Show' with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on 'The Tonight Show' in April 1990, so I made it by a few months.


Jeff Dunham


#before #carson #class #few #goal

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.


Rip Taylor


#i #instead #shoulder #show #supposed

I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy.


Lara Flynn Boyle


#ask #bullets #either #friends #fun






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