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And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them." "Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#alex #brittany #carlos #carlos-fuentes #fuentes

Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'. ↗


— Tamora Pierce


#george-cooper #humour #labels #humour

We like to admit to only that which already glows, although it is nobler to support brightness before it glows, not afterwards. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#books #brightness #dejan-stojanovic #glow #literature

‎I was satisfied with haiku until I met you, jar of octopus, cuckoo's cry, 5-7-5, but now I want a russian novel, a 50-page description of you sleeping, another 75 of what you think staring at your window. ↗


— Dean Young


#poetry #love

While pensive poets painful vigils keep, Sleepless themselves, to give their readers sleep. ↗


— Alexander Pope


#enlightenment #poetry #satire #satire

a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man ↗


— E.E. Cummings


#poems #poetry #politicians #politics #satire

You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and—somehow—the wine. ↗


— Billy Collins


#wine

I can't believe you did it!" she exclaimed. "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said. Isabelle looked mildly alarmed. "Not permanently?" "No," said Jace. "Just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back," he added thoughtfully. "In which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy." Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out." "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?" Simon inquired. "No, probably not." Jace looked at him thoughtfully. "Is there some particular reason that you're here? I'm not so sure we should be bringing you to the Seelie Court. They hate mundanes." Simon rolled his eyes upward. "Not this again." "Not what again?" said Clary. "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #gay

Too lazy to be ambitious, I let the world take care of itself. Ten days' worth of rice in my bag; a bundle of twigs by the fireplace. Why chatter about delusion and enlightenment? Listening to the night rain on my roof, I sit comfortably, with both legs stretched out. ↗


— Ryokan


#buddhist #hermit #japan #japanese #monk

...if you do not even understand what words say, how can you expect to pass judgement on what words conceal? ↗


— H.D.


#doolittle #h-d #hilda #modernism #poetry






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