#two

My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#husbands #mother #napping #only #them

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#grandmother #husbands #just #napping #she

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#busy #except #local #two #usually

My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#cookie #husbands #just #mother #napping

I think it's really cool, but Jimmy Eat World and Gin Blossoms did it better than anyone. People don't realize just how awesome the Arizona history is, especially for alternative music. Growing up, that's all I ever wanted to be was those two bands. ↗

— Nate Ruess

#anyone #arizona #awesome #bands #better

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with. ↗

— Mark Ruffalo

#ends #every #great #great people #happy

Who made these laws? That's what I want to know. So that's why I wear two crosses now. I call it double cross. I believe in God-not religion. ↗

— Ja Rule

#call #cross #crosses #double #i

One of your tasks is to separate the "personal" from the "substantive." The two can become confused, especially if someone rubs the President wrong. ↗

— Donald Rumsfeld

#confused #especially #personal #president #rubs

While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in. ↗

— Dean Rusk

#sleeping #two-thirds #us #while #world

Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time. ↗

— John Ruskin

#classes #divided #hour #into #time