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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #goats

In the silence, I could hear the distinct sound of goats maa-ing in the barn. Lying there listening to them made me smile, too. I'd always loved goats - every one of them different from every other one, and all of them goofy and playful.

Steve Watkins

#young-adult #love

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

Charles Dance

#commentaries #dogs #five #goats #had

[Pope] Clement waved his hands in irritation as if to dismiss the very idea. "The world is crumbling into ruin. Armies are marching. Men and women are dying everywhere, in huge numbers. Fields are abandoned and towns deserted. The wrath of the Lord is upon us and He may be intending to destroy the whole of creation. People are without leaders and direction. They want to be given a reason for this, so they can be reassured, so they will return to their prayers and their obiediences. All this is going on, and you are concerned about the safety of two Jews?

Iain Pears

#civilization #decay #end-of-the-world #genocide #god-s-wrath

For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.

Thomas More

#manners #politics #punishment #scapegoats #thieves

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

Rick Riordan

#goats #humor #kids #humor

A singing goat is like reading books, I love goats and dinosaurs."-Albert Einstein

Andrew Clements


The quest for seizing that amygdala moment, those crushing seconds of unbearable, incapacitating shock, seizing these moments and not letting them go, dragging them out for as long as is operationally necessary, that, said Sid, is the aim of the Bucha effect.

Jon Ronson


I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

Elton John

#choose #draw #engage #free #goats

Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are black nor all things white.

Alfred Kinsey

#black #discrete #divided #goats #heterosexual

But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat.

Linda Medley

#goats #logic #funny

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