#goats

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#goats #humor #kids #humor

A singing goat is like reading books, I love goats and dinosaurs."-Albert Einstein ↗

— Andrew Clements

#love

The quest for seizing that amygdala moment, those crushing seconds of unbearable, incapacitating shock, seizing these moments and not letting them go, dragging them out for as long as is operationally necessary, that, said Sid, is the aim of the Bucha effect. ↗

— Jon Ronson

#men

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. ↗

— Elton John

#choose #draw #engage #free #goats

Males do not represent two discrete populations, heterosexual and homosexual. The world is not to be divided into sheeps and goats. Not all things are black nor all things white. ↗

— Alfred Kinsey

#black #discrete #divided #goats #heterosexual

But...that doesn't make any sense...!' 'It does if you're a goat. ↗

— Linda Medley

#goats #logic #funny

Good things never last, bad things never die. ↗

— John Darnielle

#life #mountain #life

I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats", Gaby said. ↗

— James Patterson

#love #love