#two

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' ↗

— David Sedaris

#birthday #birthday party #certain #clown #forever

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blender #having #kind #like #top

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#gonna #good #i #i can #laughs

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#go #hours #movie #two #years

The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids. ↗

— Connie Sellecca

#only #our #test #two #us

I don't think that Yahoo or any other Internet company should try to become a television network. We will be nowhere if we have to create our own content. ↗

— Terry Semel

#become #company #content #create #i

There are only two classes - first class and no class. ↗

— David O. Selznick

#classes #first #first class #only #two

While I am interested both in economics and in philosophy, the union of my interests in the two fields far exceeds their intersection. ↗

— Amartya Sen

#both #economics #exceeds #far #fields

A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two. ↗

— Lucius Annaeus Seneca

#deserted #party #quarrel #quickly #settled

Value denotes a relation reciprocally existing between two objects, and the precise relation which it denotes is the quantity of the one which can be obtained in exchange for a given quantity of the other. ↗

— Nassau William Senior

#denotes #exchange #existing #given #objects