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Tell me of this Wizard Howl of yours". Sophie's teeth chattered but she said proudly, "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time, he would have defeated that djinn. And he's sly and selfish and vain as a peacock and cowardly, and you can't pin him down to anything.


Diana Wynne Jones


#love #romance #sincerity #humor

Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.


Frank Portman


#monty-python #humor

Those men want to take Laurence from me, and put him in prison, and execute him, and I will not let them, ever, and I do not care if Laurence tells me not to squash you," he added, fiercely, to Lord Barham. — Temeraire


Naomi Novik


#humor #humor

The Maestro says it's Mozart but it sounds like bubble gum when you're waiting for the miracle to come.


Leonard Cohen


#love #subjectivity #humor

My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.


E.L. James


#fifty-shades-darker #humor #humor

Being six feet off the ground does give one a sense of superiority.


Megan Whalen Turner


#superiority #humor

A prig is a fellow who is always making you a present of his opinions.


George Eliot


#humor #society #humor

Leo scratched his head. Well, I dunno about enchiladas- "Enceladus" Piper corrected. Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?


Rick Riordan


#leo #potty-face #humor

I'm an orphan!" Constance cried gleefully. "I'm an orphan!" ~ The Prisoner's Dilemma


Trenton Lee Stewart


#the-mysterious-benedict-society #humor

I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back.


Katja Millay


#humor #josh-bennett #nastya-kashnikov #humor






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