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A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I survived a divorce, no children and come to Paris three days per week. My cat ran away on a love adventure; don't know when he will be back.


Tionne Rogers


#funny

Am I picking you up tonight?” he asked. “Or do you still think I'm an ax murderer who might break into your house and off you and your family?” “Pretty sure you'd go all parkour on us. Instead of using an ax.” “Parkour? You think I'd use your family as an obstacle course?” “What?” I asked. He smothered a laugh. “Parkour is non-contact.” I felt my face redden. How was I supposed to know all that guy crap?


Anna Cruise


#family

So many of my friends are still trying to get record deals, and I've had one for 10 years now, where my only goal is to make the best music I can make. I've been very lucky. I have great faith that I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, and whatever happens is going to be absolutely right for me.


Jane Siberry


#been #best #deals #exactly #faith

This is peculiarly an age in which each of us may, if he do but search diligently, find the literature suited to his mental powers.


P.G. Wodehouse


#brain-power #intelligence #literature #mental-power #reading

Rock'n'roll is a teenage sport, meant to be played by teenagers of all ages--they could be 15, 25 or 35. It all boils down to whether they've got the love in their hearts, that beautiful teenage spirit... -Calvin Johnson


Michael Azerrad


#teenagers #age

Jane, this young man is Jacob, my oldest son. It’s no secret that a headmistress’s biggest challenge is her family. Jacob, say hello to Jane.” “Hello to Jane,” he parroted, pulling out the pockets of his shorts in a silly curtsey. I couldn’t decide if it was the dumbest thing I’d ever seen, or the funniest, so I stared back at him.


Marta Acosta


#stupid-funny #family

A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I do not think either virginity or old age contemptible, and some of the shrewdest minds I have met inhabited the bodies of old maids.


C.S. Lewis


#marriage #mind #mindfulness #philosophy #theology

A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny






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