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There is something about the Australian psyche that seems to like films that are slightly offbeat. ↗

— Nick Park

#australian #films #like #offbeat #psyche

Knock-knock, motherfucker. ↗

— Jenny Lawson

#humor

If you don't stop I'll give YOU a SMACKINTOSH! ↗

— Kristina Fedorov Sofia Fedorov

#mackintosh #siblings #humor

Đàn bà trên bốn mươi luôn ẩn chứa những phẩm chất ma quái. ↗

— Nguyễn Bình Phương

#woman #humor

Mình chúa ghét những kẻ lấy quê hương làm le, mình ghê tởm những hội đồng hương. ↗

— Nguyễn Bình Phương

#humor

If I was going to go out tonight, I was going to go out fighting. Or screaming in agony. Either way. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor

Listen carefully, Lucas Steele, because I will only say this once. I am NOT your mate, I will never be your mate, and if you ever put your hands on me again I will cut them off along with other body parts you might want to use one day. Got it?" Jacque told him with as much force as she could put behind her words. ↗

— Quinn Loftis

#humorous #jacque #prince-of-wolves #warewolves #humor

Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..." -Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers ↗

— Hidekaz Himaruya

#humor

Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.. ↗

— Geoffrey Hill

#writing #humor

If you forget your lines, you had better mumble with conviction. ↗

— Connie Brockway

#conviction #humor #humor