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#4. Spend more time considering areas of agreement than disagreement. The doctrines you share with other true believers are the foundational doctrines; the ones you do not share are necessarily less central to the faith. Acknowledging that you and those with whom you disagree will spend eternity together should encourage you to not allow peripheral doctrines to separate you here on earth.


Thomas Brooks


#divisiveness #unity #faith

Your message, your ministry, your influence is built from your flaws. People relate to HUMANITY...not perfection.


Mandy Hale


#authenticity #destiny #discovering-your-greater-calling #faith #faith-in-god

I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it


Terry Lander


#comedy #funny #humour #inspiration #life

What if every church in America had a ministry to stand against modern slavery?


Dillon Burroughs


#church #human-trafficking #slavery #faith

Yeah, the whole family knows. It's no big deal. One night at dinner I said, 'Mom, you know the forbidden love that Spock has for Kirk? Well, me too.' It was easier for her to understand that way.


Holly Black


#humor #star-trek #tv-reference #family

During a torrential downpour, a faithful churchgoer hears a knock on his door. He opens it to find a policeman. “The river is flooding and we’re evacuating the area,” the policeman tells him. “Come with me.” The man replies, “Thank you, Officer, but I have faith that God will take care of me.” And he shuts the door. A few hours later, with water lapping at his front steps, he hears another knock. This time it’s a rescue worker in a large truck, who tells him, “The water is rising, but I can get you out of here.” The man again politely declines. “I’m a true believer and I trust that God will take care of me.” A few hours later, with water up to the gutters, the man is crouched on his roof. A fellow in a boat pulls up. “Come on! I’ll help you to higher ground,” the boater calls out. Once more, the man refuses, declaring that his faith in God is all of the help he needs. The next morning, the water has risen so that the man has only the top of his chimney on which to stand. A helicopter pilot spots him. Hovering above, he lowers a rope ladder and calls out, “Grab on! I’ll save you!” The man waves the helicopter on. Shivering and alone, the man says loudly, “My faith in God will keep me safe.” Not surprisingly, the man drowns, and he finds himself at the gates of heaven. He’s ushered into God’s presence, but his faith is shaken and he doesn’t speak. Finally, God addresses him: “What troubles you, my son?” The man replies, “Well, I lived a life of true faith. I attended church regularly. I volunteered at the soup kitchen. I contributed to charities. When faced with troubles, I proclaimed that faith rather than complain. I believed that You would take care of Your faithful. So why did you let me drown?” God is silent for a moment. Finally, He grabs the man by the shoulders and shakes him, yelling, “I sent you a policeman, a truck, a boat and a helicopter! What were you waiting for?!


Unknown Author


#faith #free-will #humor #faith

Fred, you next," the plump woman said. "I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?" "Sorry, George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred," said the boy and off he went.


J.K. Rowling


#humor #twins #family

I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.


Matt Groening


#humor #language #satire #simpsons #social-commentary

Hey—let’s get something straight. It’s a vampire/alien/zombie/warlock hybrid flick.


Julie James


#humor #humor

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.


Lucille Ball


#inspirational #humor






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