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All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. ↗

— Cyrus the Great

#humor #life #love #philosophy #humor

Everyone is so cynical about the possibility of democracy today. But not me, I’m an idealist: democracy isn’t possible outside my own mind. According to my perceptions, this is a dictatorship. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#democracy #funny #humor #idealism #politics

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh. ↗

— Tom Bodett

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More fools know Jack Fool than Jack Fool knows. ↗

— William Shakespeare

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So here's my theory, and this is such crap science, I don't have to tell you. It's science without microscopes, blood tests, or reality. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

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Anticipatory plagiarism occurs when someone steals your original idea and publishes it a hundred years before you were born. ↗

— Robert K. Merton

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Yes, you need a passport to prove to the world that you exist. The people at passport control, they cannot look at you and see you are a person. No! They have to look at a little photograph of you. Then they believe you exist. ↗

— Jeffrey Eugenides

#philosophy #society #humor

Your king is SUPPOSED to explode? What kind of government system is that? ↗

— Jefferson Smith

#government #humor #humour #kings #monarchy

Im honored to assist, Reichen told Lucan and Tegan as the three men loaded the last of the bags and weaponry. Ive often wondered what it might be like to stand among the Order as one of your own. Be careful what you wish for, Lucan drawled. Depending how things go, theres a good chance we could end up knighting you on the field. ↗

— Lara Adrian

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JACK Your duty as a gentleman calls you back. ALGERNON My duty as a gentleman has never interfered with my pleasures in the smallest degree. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #pleasure #humor