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That was the real secret of the Tarahumara: they'd never forgotten what it felt like to love running. They remembered that running was mankind's first fine art, our original act of inspired creation. Way before we were scratching pictures on caves or beating rhythms on hollow trees, we were perfecting the art of combining our breath and mind and muscles into fluid self-propulsion over wild terrain. And when our ancestors finally did make their first cave paintings, what were the first designs? A downward slash, lightning bolts through the bottom and middle--behold, the Running Man. Distance running was revered because it was indispensable; it was the way we survived and thrived and spread across the planet. You ran to eat and to avoid being eaten; you ran to find a mate and impress her, and with her you ran off to start a new life together. You had to love running, or you wouldn't live to love anything else. And like everyhing else we ove--everything we sentimentally call our 'passions' and 'desires' it's really an encoded ancestral necessity. We were born to run; we were born because we run. We're all Running People, as the Tarahumara have always known.


Christopher McDougall


#non-fiction #passion #running #art

I held in the sneeze, though, by thinking of the word cucumber. It always works.


Merrie Haskell


#sneeze #funny

Peace Love Rock and Roll!!!


Carrie Underwood


#love

If I were a superhero, I’d be Honesty Man. I’d be so transparent I’d be invisible.



Jarod Kintz


#honesty #humor #invisible #super-hero #transparent

[Tyson] looked him over with that massive baby-brown eye. “You are not dead. I like it when you are not dead.” Ella fluttered to the ground and began preening her feathers. “Ella found a dog,” she announced. “A large dog. And a Cyclops.” Was she blushing? Before Percy could decide, his black mastiff pounced on him, knocking Percy to the ground and barking so loudly that even Arion backed up. “Hey, Mrs. O'Leary,” Percy said. “Yeah, I love you, too, girl. Good dog.” Hazel squeaked. “You have a hellhound named Mrs. O'Leary?” “Long story.


Rick Riordan


#hazel-levesque #heroes-of-olympus #humor #mrs-o-leary #percy-jackson-and-te-olympians

what you don't know, you don't miss


Cecelia Ahern


#love

Pretty girl and all. Asking. Gotta love that. Stuff of heroes. Don't get the role too often.


Karen Marie Moning


#love

My nightmares are mostly about losing you. Then I wake up to find you're still with me.


Suzanne Collins


#hunger-games #love #mockingjay #suzanne-collins #love

Sometimes [...] real love is silent as well as blind.


Stephen King


#love #stephen-king #the-stand #love

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.


B. Justin Shier


#humour #funny






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