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People don't understand rural America. Sixteen percent of our population is rural, but 40 percent of our military is rural. I don't believe that's because of a lack of opportunity in rural America. I believe that's because if you grow up in rural America, you know you can't just keep taking from the land. You've got to give something back.


Tom Vilsack


#back #because #believe #give #got

Sixteen percent of our population is rural, but 40 percent of our military is rural. I don't believe that's because of a lack of opportunity in rural America. I believe that's because if you grow up in rural America, you know you can't just keep taking from the land. You've got to give something back.


Tom Vilsack


#back #because #believe #give #got

We know that there are significant health benefits from consuming more fruits and vegetables, and that's an opportunity for us to sort of move away from some of the meals that we've been preparing in the past.


Tom Vilsack


#been #benefits #consuming #fruits #health

You know, rural Americans are a special people. Their labor puts food on our table and fuel in our gas tanks. Their service in our military sets a powerful example of leadership, honor and sacrifice. Their spirit of community inspires us all.


Tom Vilsack


#example #food #fuel #gas #honor

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.


Leonardo da Vinci


#approves #brave #business #conduct #conscience

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.


Tim Vine


#cabinet #chairs #dentist #down #filing

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.


Tim Vine


#before #fact #fox #go #hunt

For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.


Tim Vine


#i #life #one thing #pun #real

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.


Tim Vine


#into #narrative #one-liners #otherwise #overall

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.


Tim Vine


#ask #childhood #comics #conscious #conscious effort






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