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Absence makes the heart grow fonder, until it stops beating. Getting ripped out of the chest tends to have that effect.


Bauvard


#heartbreak #humor #love #funny

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#funny #funny

It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.


Robin Jones Gunn


#truth #funny

Isn't that someone we know?" asked Horace. He pointed to where a cloaked figure sat by the side of the road a few hundred meters away, arms wrapped around his knees. Close by him, a small shaggy horse cropped the grass growing at the edge of the drainage ditch that ran beside the road. "So it is," Halt replied. "And he seems to have brought Will with him.


John Flanagan


#funny

Gundar seemed to come to a decision. "Well, as my old mam used to say, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's probably a duck." "Very wise," Halt said. "And what exactly do your mother's words of wisdom have to do with this situation?" Gundar shrugged. "It looks like a channel. It's the right place for a channel. If I were digging one, this is where I'd dig a channel. So. . ." "So it's probably the channel?" Selethen said. Gundar grinned at him. "Either that or it's a duck.


John Flanagan


#rangers-apprentice #sayings #funny

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #bizarre #drink #freeze #froze

She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them.


Ilona Andrews


#funny #medicine #rose #funny

Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.


Oscar Wilde


#funny

I don’t need love. I live in a forest. The quiet is my companion. The cold is my warmth. My heart once suffered from frostbite, but I removed and replaced it with a fuel pump.


Jarod Kintz


#love #funny

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.


Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #truth #funny






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