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A brick can’t cure cancer. But who knows, maybe a brick combined with a blanket could. I’ll have to ask Dr. Burzynski about it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the brick and pretending everything will work itself out is not going to transform it into a wall. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick, in the hands of a Mason, could be used to cover up and hide a secret handshake.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a magical flying apparatus, much like an Arabic rug, only with the addition of a brick you now have a pilot’s seat. Move over, NASA—the high tech of the future lays in the past. It also presently lays on my bed.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply forbid it!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a bookend—but not just for any books—for ebooks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a steak knife, and a fly swatter could be used as a meat tenderizer.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s robot versus mannequin, and to get a sense of who I am as a person, you need some mortar and a pillow.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

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