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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out

Okay, so, when I was a kid, definitely the drawings and the illustration. Then I stopped in sixth grade or so. And then I started again when I was in my twenties. I really didn't progress since then, so the way I draw is the way I drew in sixth grade. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#definitely #draw #drawings #drew #grade

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#because #fun #funny #go #i

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#always #bill #cartoonist #comedians #comedic

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#across #around #come #down #i

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#because #california #i #i always #kid

And the young people in the 1960's identified with it immediately, because, I guess the young people had been having years of repression really. They felt that the, you know, after the war everything was very austere, particularly in Europe. ↗


— George Martin


#austere #because #been #europe #everything

Because when the film was first mooted, the Beatles didn't like the idea at all. In fact they wouldn't have any part in it. And when Brian had committed them, it was part of a deal he did with United Artists, I think. ↗


— George Martin


#artists #beatles #because #brian #committed

He was definitely a father figure for all of us. Once you were a Giant, you were always a Giant. ↗


— George Martin


#definitely #father #father figure #figure #giant

Change might not be fast and it isn't always easy. But with time and effort, almost any habit can be reshaped. ↗


— Charles Duhigg


#business






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