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A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two characters, Mr. Brick, and Ms. Blanket:
 Mr. Brick: I like your dress
 Ms. Blanket: I’m naked, you moron
 Mr. Brick: Tuesdays make me vomit. What are you doing one minute after Monday at 11:59 PM?


Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Dust to dust, ashes to ashes. Is that all?


Dejan Stojanovic


#ashes #dejan-stojanovic #dust #literature #literature-quotes

Christ did not ask or want to be what he was not.


Dejan Stojanovic


#christ #christianity #dejan-stojanovic #jesus-christ #literature

All those big words produce disgust today.


Dejan Stojanovic


#books #dejan-stojanovic #disgust #literature #literature-quotes

If what we think of ourselves were true, the planet would overflow with geniuses.


Dejan Stojanovic


#dejan-stojanovic #geniuses #literature #literature-quotes #ourselves

With me: one minus one = one; with you: it’s zero. Here lies the only difference.


Dejan Stojanovic


#difference #literature #literature-quotes #minus #one

…in that moment, as he saw and smelled how irresistible its effect was and how with lightning speed it spread and made captives of the people all around him—in that moment his whole disgust for humankind rose up again within him and completely soured his triumph, so that he felt not only no joy, but not even the least bit of satisfaction. What he had always longed for—that other people should love him—became at the moment of his achievement unbearable, because he did not love them himself, he hated them. And suddenly he knew that he had never found gratification in love, but always only in hatred—in hating and in being hated.


Patrick Süskind


#hatred #misanthropy #perfume #perfumery #love

The thing I never understood about love is that it can't be quelled, like lust can. With love, if you follow its call, if you give in to it, it just gets worse. The more you have, the deeper you go, the more you need.


Emily Maguire


#lust #love

Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.


Carroll Bryant


#condoms #humorous-comebacks #insult #humor

I am hated for loving. I am haunted for wanting.


Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor






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