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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?


George Carlin


#anyone #driving #ever #faster #going

Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #mortal-instruments #simon #vampire #humor

The old poems said that lovers were made for each other. But that wasn't true for Kai and Elliot. They hadn't been made for each other at all—quite the opposite. But they'd grown together, the two of them, until they were like two trees from a single trunk, stronger together than either could have been alone.


Diana Peterfreund


#love #friendship

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.


George Bernard Shaw


#friends #humor #vegetarianism #humor

If you love somebody; You better let it out; Don't hold it back; While you're trying to figure it out; Cause the only real pain a heart can ever know; Is the sorrow of regret; When you don't let your feelings show. So, did you say it, Did you mean it?


Jewel


#friendship

I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.


Ani DiFranco


#love #relationships #friendship

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.


Orson Welles


#dinners #doctor #four #having #intimate

If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa." "What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?" "It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him." "You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better." "If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.


Richelle Mead


#love #threats #humor

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #wordplay #humor

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?


Bill Veeck


#doing #else #game #hear #i






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