#v

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. ↗

— April Winchell

#cancer #demoralizing #every #expensive #experience

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. ↗

— April Winchell

#advantage #afraid #give #give me #i

Is the beauty myth good to men? It hurts them by teaching them how to avoid loving women. It prevents men from actually seeing women. It does not, contrary to its own professed ideology, stimulate and gratify sexual longing. In suggesting a vision in place of a woman, it has a numbing effect, reducing all senses but the visual, and impairing even that. ↗

— Naomi Wolf

#beauty #body-image #cosmetic-surgery #cosmetics #culture

My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out. ↗

— April Winchell

#day #every #every day #i #out

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. ↗

— April Winchell

#children #christmas #dead #everything #fit

I think television defeats ventriloquism. ↗

— Paul Winchell

#i #i think #television #think #ventriloquism

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#ever #get #kicking #long #nobody

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#bad men #believe #doing #good #indulge

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#always #below #beside #never #you

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend. ↗

— Walter Winchell

#best #best way #enemy #forget #forgive