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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #being famous #famous #i #i love

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. ↗

— Chris Rock

#invented #man #school #shootings #stolen

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #group #verbal

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. ↗

— Chris Rock

#bad #dude #every #i #jude

I live way below my means. ↗

— Chris Rock

#i #live #means #way

I love being famous. It's almost like being white. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #being famous #famous #i #i love

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. ↗

— Chris Rock

#curse #either #front #i #mother

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. ↗

— Chris Rock

#dads #day #down #every #every day

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#life #like #movies #plays #really