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The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird. ↗


— Seth Grahame-Smith


#funny #vampire-hunter #funny

And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say 'Yonder is...zer castle' a volf would be bound to howl mournfully. In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#psychotropic #uberwald #vampire #funny

So why are you so mad at me for kissing you?” “Because you took too long. If you'd done that, say, three years ago, we wouldn't have only had one kiss before we both get horribly mutilated. ↗


— Rusty Fischer


#romance-funny #romantic #ushers #vampires #werewolves

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic. ↗


— Claudia Gray


#humor #stargazer #vampires #humor

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #rachel-morgan #romance #vampire #humor

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did." I frowned, "What's that?" "Homework. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #spirit-bound #vampire-academy #vampires

Avery worries about her, too, so Lissa's in good hands. Avery's pretty amazing." I gave him a scathing look. "Amazing? Do you like her or something?" I hadn't forgotten Avery's comment about leaving the door unlocked for him. "Of course I like her. She's a great person." "No, I mean like. Not like." "Oh, I see," he said, rolling his eyes. "We're dealing with elementary school definitions of 'like'. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#blood-promise #rose-hathaway #vampire-academy #school






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