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Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane


Rachel Caine


#morganvillevampires #funny

Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?


Rachel Caine


#morganvillevampires #funny

Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.


Jeaniene Frost


#love #vampire #funny

Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.


Richelle Mead


#funny #vampire-academy-series #funny

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious!


Molly Harper


#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #vampire

That’s funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little shaken. Don’t tell me, you are a black belt just waiting for the perfect moment to strike.” He laughed soundlessly. “I mean your words do sound brave but your eyes and the fact that you’re trembling like a scared little kitten say something else entirely.” Even though the alley was submerged in darkness and shadows, it was obvious there was a devilish grin stretched across his face...


Nicole Rae


#clandestine #scary-humor #slayer #supernatural #vampire

Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home!


Daniele Lanzarotta


#imprinted-souls-series #nicholas #shattered-souls #vampires #home

He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?" "Like hitting on you." "Ew. No, of course not. He doesn't see me that way." Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee. "What? You think he does?" "Sometimes he looks at you a little... oddly, that's all. Maybe you're right. Maybe he just wants you for your blood." "Again, Ew! What's with you this morning?" "Not enough coffee.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?” Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror. Besides everything, I mean,” she said.


Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #humor






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