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I have seen an evil thing this night,' he said; 'I have seen how the dead drink the blood of the living. And the blood is the life.


F. Marion Crawford


#horror #vampire #life

His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel?


Kresley Cole


#paranormal-romance #vampire #immortality

Being sixteen forever sounded good until you really thought about it. Then it didn't seem like such a great prospect.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #vampire #youth #youth

All we can go on is what we think, how we see the world. If you can't trust your own mind what can you trust?


Richelle Mead


#bloodlines #supernatural #vampires #supernatural

Cyn stopped, drawing a deep breath. "Will you answer the fucking question or not? There's more at stake here than Raphael's Dick" Duncan choked back a laugh.


D.B. Reynolds


#jabril #vampires-in-america #humor

Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settled for “How much do you remember?


Molly Harper


#funny #humor #sarcasm #vampires #funny

And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper.


James R. Tuck


#vampires #humor

It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore


L.J. Smith


#damon-salvatore #diaries #elena #elena-gilbert #gilbert

But what would they have said to their Liaison? It’s like this, Meg. We didn’t like that Asia Crane, so we ate her. When dealing with humans, honesty isn’t always the best policy, Vlad thought


Anne Bishop


#humor #predator #prey #vampires #humor

I do believe in shooting the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.


Damon Salvador


#vampire-diaries #humor






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