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Unexpected travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God” Kurt Vonnegut Jr


Kurt Vonnegut Jr


#kurt-vonnegut-jr #inspirational

Dr. Kevorkian has just unstrapped me from the gurney after yet another controlled near-death experience. I was lucky enough on this trip to interview none other than the late Adolf Hitler. I was gratified to learn that he now feels remorse for any actions of his, however indirectly, which might have had anything to do with the violent deaths suffered by thirty-five million people during World War II. He and his mistress Eva Braun, of course, were among those casualties, along with four million other Germans, six million Jews, eighteen million members of the Soviet Union, and so on. I paid my dues along with everybody else,” he said. It is his hope that a modest monument, possibly a stone cross, since he was a Christian, will be erected somewhere in his memory, possibly on the grounds of the United Nations headquarters in New York. It should be incised, he said, with his name and dates 1889-1945. Underneath should be a two-word sentence in German: “Entschuldigen Sie.” Roughly translated into English, this comes out, “I Beg Your Pardon,” or “Excuse Me.


Kurt Vonnegut


#dating

There is love enough in this world for everybody, if people will just look.


Kurt Vonnegut


#cat-s #cradle #kurt #vonnegut #love

Symbols can be so beautiful, sometimes.


Kurt Vonnegut


#beauty #breakfast-of-champions #kurt-vonnegut #sometimes #symbol

You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to forget everything–and I advise you to do the same.


Kurt Vonnegut


#forget #life #vonnegut #death

And evolution or God or whatever arranged things genetically, to keep the little families going, to cheer them up, so that they could all have somebody to tell stories around the campfire at night, and somebody else to paint pictures on the walls of caves, and somebody else who wasn't afraid of anything and so on.


Kurt Vonnegut


#vonnegut #whatever #family

How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.


Kurt Vonnegut


#cat-s #cradle #kurt #vonnegut #life

Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if they would contribute mutually to each others' welfare. This world is not a vale of sorrows if you will recognize discriminatingly what is truly excellent in it; and if you will avail yourself of it for mutual happiness and well-being. Therefore, let us explain as often as possible, and particularly at the departure of life, that we base our faith on firm foundations, on Truth for putting into action our ideas which do not depend on fables and ideas which Science has long ago proven to be false.


Kurt Vonnegut


#clemens-vonnegut #freethinker #funeral #science #skeptic

You're the man who stands on the street corner with a roll of toilet paper, and written on each square are the words, 'I love you.' And each passer-by, no matter who, gets a square all his or her own. I don't want my square of toilet paper.' I didn't realize it was toilet paper.


Kurt Vonnegut


#love #vonnegut #love

Society is more concerned with material possessions than it is with the true love and compassion of another human being.


Kurt Vonnegut


#mother-night #love






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