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Lawyers enjoy a little mystery, you know. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight out, we should all retire to the workhouse. ↗

— Dorothy L. Sayers

#enjoy #everybody #forward #know #lawyers

She always says, my lord, that facts are like cows. If you look them in the face hard enough they generally run away. ↗

— Dorothy L. Sayers

#away #cows #enough #face #facts

I don't care to be remembered as the man who scored six touchdowns in a game. I want to be remembered as a winner in life. ↗

— Gale Sayers

#game #i #life #man #remembered

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#created #dog #first #hear #institutional

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.' ↗

— Evan Sayet

#academics #act #done #get #important

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#angry #bathed #feminists #gregarious #happy

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#ancient #care #humidity #jews #miami

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#begins #finally #graduate #jews #life

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#although #anne #canada #easy #even

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#fur #gangs #harass #leather #more