#w

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual! ↗

— Andy Dick

#gay #just #know #people #people say

The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before. ↗

— Thorstein Veblen

#before #grew #grow #make #only

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism. ↗

— Andy Dick

#defense #defense mechanism #i #i see #i think

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry. ↗

— Andy Dick

#chris #farley #had #him #hung

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else. ↗

— Andy Dick

#comedy #else #find #great #internet

How strange that nature does not knock, and yet does not intrude! ↗

— Emily Dickinson

#does #how #intrude #knock #strange

Caffeine. The gateway drug. ↗

— Eddie Vedder

#gateway

Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error of judgment. ↗

— Philip K. Dick

#car #decision #disease #error #front

Science fiction writers, I am sorry to say, really do not know anything. We can't talk about science, because our knowledge of it is limited and unofficial, and usually our fiction is dreadful. ↗

— Philip K. Dick

#am #anything #because #dreadful #fiction

Children are the most wonderful audiences. What's struck me most is that that they watch it so silently, until the end when they shriek and shout and clap. ↗

— Emma Thompson

#children #clap #end #me #most