#w

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#aware #because #came #central #comedy

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#carried #certain #dragged #everyone #groups

I hate homemade sweaters. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#homemade #i #sweaters

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. ↗

— Chris Rock

#great #humor #long #long way #marriage

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#coffee #dumped #feeling #gently #given

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#few #few things #i #know #lot

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#high school #i #jock #know #school

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#builds #character #cooperation #every #had

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#calling #feel #himself #i #important

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#around #big #book #carrying #coffee