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I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and water aren’t supposed to be one and the same.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #rain #rain-soup #rainbow

I know you're an army doctor and you've been invalided home from Afghanistan. I know you've got a brother who's worried about you, but you won't go to him for help because you don't approve of him—possibly because he's an alcoholic, more likely because he recently walked out on his wife. And I know that your therapist thinks your limp's psychosomatic, quite correctly I'm afraid. That's enough to be going on with, don't you think? {he exits and pops back in.} The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street. Afternoon.


Benedict Cumberbatch as BBCs Sherlock


#bbc #john-watson #sherlock #sherlock-holmes #home

LOOKING The world goes by, and what have I to do with it? I merely observe how the geese stretch their necks towards the orange rim of sky. I watch how light fades and children make their way home, hungry and tired. The bushes outside become ghosts while baths run and kitchen windows steam up with the cooking. This is the smell of our home, where I have a place in the wrinkled hours making beds and hugging boys awake. This is the sound of the house where I feel out lives into words, translate ragged nights and days into something whole, or try to. You may look if you wish..... The world goes by, and what have you or I to do with it, except perhaps for looking... ?


Jay Woodman


#bed #children #home #house #kitchen

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.


Chuck Palahniuk


#does #ever #get #god #kill

No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. 



Jarod Kintz


#flood #humor #ship #sink #titanic

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.


James Beard


#gourmet #her #like #looks #tart

I did several interesting jobs, working in restaurants, I worked at a lab rat farm, feeding and watering all these rats. Then I got a full-time job as a technical writer for a large scientific research laboratory.


Kevin J. Anderson


#farm #feeding #full-time #full-time job #got

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?


Brian Celio


#closed #day #eat #eats #every

In a swamp, as in meditation, you begin to glimpse how elusive, how inherently insubstantial, how fleeting our thoughts are, our identities. There is magic in this moist world, in how the mind lets go, slips into sleepy water, circles and nuzzles the banks of palmetto and wild iris, how it seeps across dreams, smears them into the upright world, rots the wood of treasure chests, welcomes the body home.


Barbara Hurd


#circle #dream #iris #magic #meditation

If my future were black, it was better surely to face it like a man than to attempt to brighten it by mere will-o’-the-wisps of the imagination.


Arthur Conan Doyle


#sherlock-holmes #the-sign-of-four #imagination






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