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I'm a heart surgeon, sure, but I'm just a mechanic. I go in and I fuck around and I fix things. Shit. ↗


— Raymond Carver


#fix #heart #love #mechanic #swearing

We'll walk together holding hands, and kiss in broad daylight, and love each other as much as we want to, and no one will ever try to keep up apart. ↗


— Lauren Oliver


#delirium #lauren-oliver #lena-holloway #love #sweet

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels.... ↗


— Josh Stern


#funny #humor #naked #paints #picture

If he'd been any other boy, and this was any other world, I would have kissed him. Nothing could have stopped me. ↗


— Sarah Dessen


#kiss #love #macy-and-wes #love

Eventually I fell asleep in the Rabies and Lycanthropy section. Woolsey bites on occasion, and I'm concerned.' - Magnus Bane ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#kinky #lycanthropy #magnus #magnus-bane #rabies

I'd like to see a flag made not out of stars and stripes, but rather fingers and knuckles, so that it could really wave in the wind. It would be the most welcoming flag in all the world. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#fingers #flag #global #globalism #patriotic

My darling, My day’s sweetest moments are at dawn, for I awake with dreams of you still in my head. As the light touches my lips, I can almost feel yours upon mine. I imagine your footsteps coming up the walk, but today is the same as the day before. It is only fanciful thinking. As the first beams of morning sunlight dance across my weary shoulders I cry out, “How can you be so cheery and bright with so much sorrow across our land?” I know I must be strong and face another day, but tears fill my eyes. Suddenly, a white dove lands upon my window sill. Surely this be the omen that peace is near at hand. Just like the breath of the coming Spring, this little dove now brings me new hope. God has heard our prayers and our Southland will flower again. ↗


— Nancy B. Brewer


#dreams

A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. ↗


— Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi


#random #weird #funny






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