#wedding

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

#early #enamored #great #his #honor

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. ↗

— Charles Simmons

#after #character #formed #half #person

All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful. ↗

— Liz Smith

#evidence #except #those #weddings #wonderful

After I had the Caesarean, I was told I had really strong stomach muscles and so would heal very quickly. And I did. I was up walking about within three hours. Six days after having her, I was out shopping and shortly after that I made it to David Walliams' wedding. ↗

— Denise Van Outen

#after #david #days #did #had

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it. ↗

— Bess Truman

#church #division #entire #full #going

I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding. ↗

— Ivanka Trump

#elegant #envisioned #having #i #i always

I thought bridesmaid's dresses were supposed to be horrid and ugly to make the bride more stunning," I joked to her in a whisper. "Yeah right, you marry a gorgeous actor and you want me to show up in a Goodwill special? No way sister! There are bound to be other single, gorgeous actors around, and I intend to land one of them for myself. Or get laid at the very least."... ↗

— Chasta Schneider

#humor #wedding #humor

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before. ↗

— Jared Leto

#courtney #courtney love #did #disaster #done

Those are the men who will dance at your wedding. ↗

— Guy Madison

#men #those #wedding #who #will

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture. ↗

— Dorothy Malone

#picture #wedding